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Newborn Feline Finance Meets Premature Demise

In the beginning, there was Miaowtocracy—a token born mere hours ago, yet somehow already displaying the vital signs of a financial creature destined for the compost heap. With a suspiciously vigorous 13.5% rally and liquidity barely enough to purchase a decent cat, we observe the classic symptoms of a pump soon to be catastrophically dumped. One observes, with grim fascination, that nearly 30% of this feline's genome is concentrated in the paws of its top holders—a concentration so tight, one might say the house cat has already begun eating itself.