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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Concentration, illiquidity, and buyer's remorse

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$1.5K

Liquidity

$2.8K

Volume 24h

$0.3100

Holders

117

FDV

$1.49B

Price USD

$1.49e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

4oLL..hxHJ ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

FIFA Condoms: Protection Against Nothing

In the arid wasteland of Solana's token graveyard, we observe the FIFA Condoms specimen in its final throes—a project so thoroughly inseminated by its top 10 holders that the remaining 118 investors serve merely as exit liquidity. With a mere $138.67 in daily volume, this token has achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously worthless and completely illiquid, a financial contraceptive failure of historic proportions.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Critically low

$2.8K pool depth.

Activity

Flatlined

$0.3100 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 98.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Concentration, illiquidity, and buyer's remorse

Patient Note

It promised protection but delivered only regret—much like the decision to buy it.

Holders

§ 04 · 117 wallets

Top 1

91.9%

Top 5

98.8%

Top 10

99.1%

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04CJTV...XbSg0.20%

058psN...VRtf0.14%

06BDTT...9LDm0.08%

072K2C...gUAw0.08%

08BBmo...AaZw0.07%

09CxJv...ktkm0.06%

106nbz...2zbC0.06%