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The Troll Whale: A Three-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the tragic remains of The Troll Whale, a cryptocurrency that achieved the remarkable distinction of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. With a single holder commanding the entire float and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, this token represents nature's most efficient form of financial predation—self-inflicted.