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Earnigram: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe the Earnigram, a remarkable specimen that achieved the rare distinction of expiring before it truly lived. In merely zero hours of existence, this token managed to hemorrhage 72.6% of its value—a feat typically requiring at least a week of mismanagement and broken promises. The two surviving holders, locked in their embrace of worthless assets, serve as a poignant reminder that sometimes the cruelest market is the one that never truly opened.