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Memorial Day Token: A One-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the cadaver of Memorial Day, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most people finished their morning coffee. In merely sixty minutes, this financial specimen experienced a complete systemic collapse, its liquidity evaporating like morning dew under the unforgiving sun of market reality. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage—ah, the damage was most certainly authorized.