CAUSE OF DEATH
Nine Souls, One Spectacular Vaporware Implosion
In the span of mere hours, PISS PLANET achieved what few tokens manage: a complete gravitational collapse while still in its infancy. With nine holders clutching their worthless bags and zero liquidity to escape, this celestial body was less a coin and more a supernova of poor decision-making. The authorities were revoked, yes, but the damage was already cosmically inevitable.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous rug pull masquerading as tokenomics
EPITAPH
"It burned brighter than any supernova—for approximately 47 minutes—then disappeared into the void, taking $351.13 in dreams with it."