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GPT-5.5: A Study in Hubris and Liquidity

Here we observe the skeletal remains of GPT-5.5, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming completely illiquid whilst still technically existing. With a mere $2.48 in daily volume and 34 holders clinging to their bags like remorseful lottery ticket buyers, this creature expired from acute concentration—ninety-nine point nine percent of its mass consumed by just ten predators.