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Newborn Token Shows Alarming Vital Signs

Here we observe Puffy, a mere hours old, already exhibiting the frenetic behavior of a creature in its death throes—a 23% price surge that would impress no seasoned predator of the Solana savanna. With liquidity thinner than a newborn's grasp on existence and a top ten that owns nearly a third of all circulating supply, this specimen faces the inevitable gravitational pull toward zero that claims so many of its kind before their first sunrise.