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Beach Buster Drowns in Four Hundred Percent Waves

In the waning hours of its ephemeral existence, Beach Buster experienced what can only be described as a spectacular 441% price oscillation—a final, frenzied death throes before succumbing to the inevitable. With zero liquidity, one hundred thirty-seven scattered holders, and a top ten that controls nearly half the supply, this newborn token collapsed under the weight of its own mathematical implausibility. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum more than it abhors a pump-and-dump scheme.