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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe the dogwifblackhat, a creature that achieved sentience for precisely zero hours before collapsing under the weight of its own inevitability. Born into a world with two holders controlling 100% of its supply and zero liquidity—a financial arrangement roughly equivalent to a newborn arriving stillborn—it managed to hemorrhage 32.7% of its non-existent value in a single day. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, and the market abhors a scam more thoroughly still.