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Alan Never Had a Chance Against Gravity

Here we observe the peculiar cadaver of Alan the Alien—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously overly concentrated and utterly illiquid. In its final hours, as volume dried up to a meager $25.15, Alan discovered what every meme coin eventually learns: that revoked authorities cannot revoke the cruel mathematics of a 71% top-10 holder distribution.