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Porch Goose: A Fifty-Four Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the Porch Goose in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it experienced a rather abbreviated lifecycle. Having revoked both its mint and freeze authorities in what can only be described as a Promethean act of self-sabotage, the creature watched helplessly as 88% of its population consolidated in the talons of just ten predators. By hour fifty-four, liquidity had evaporated entirely, leaving only 22 bewildered holders and a $4,668 trading volume epitaph.