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Hachiko's Loyal Heart Stops Beating

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded gazelle. The creature's 35 holders cling to existence like remora fish to a dying whale, while 96.9% of the wealth pools in the jaws of the alpha predators above. Nature, it seems, abhors a fair distribution almost as much as it abhors a liquidity pool with precisely zero dollars.