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EUROTROLL: A Newborn's Swift Descent Into Oblivion

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, EUROTROLL emerged mere hours ago, only to discover that a 69% concentration of tokens in the hands of a fortunate few creates a rather... precarious foundation for price stability. As liquidity evaporated like morning dew under the African sun, our specimen experienced a catastrophic 28% hemorrhage in a single day—a blistering pace of self-immolation rarely witnessed in such a brief lifespan.