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Turdcoin's Meteoric Rise Meets Inevitable Gravity

In the beginning, there was chaos and 503% euphoria—a beautiful, fleeting dance of retail optimism lasting precisely one hour. Like a mayfly in a Lamborghini, 1 turd ascended to the heavens with $500k in daily volume, its revoked authorities a solemn promise to holders that yes, at least the developers *couldn't* steal everything. The real question was never if the collapse would come, but how many bags would be heavy when it did.