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Newborn Feline Falls from Precarious Ledge

In what can only be described as a spectacular tumble from grace, Sliding Cat emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to plummet 27% as if possessed by the very gravitational forces its name suggests. The creature's brief lifespan—marked by paper-thin liquidity and a concerning concentration of wealth among its top holders—resembled less a token launch and more a controlled demolition. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and a zero-hour pump-and-dump.