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Pumpfunman: A Study in Pump-and-Dump Predation

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe the skeletal remains of Pumpfunman—a token so thoroughly hollowed out that even its seven remaining holders appear to be attending their own funeral. With zero liquidity and a trading volume barely sufficient to purchase a modest sandwich, this digital specimen represents nature's most efficient wealth redistribution mechanism: from the many to the seven. The mint authority revocation, one might say, was merely symbolic; the real death blow came much earlier, when hope died.