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$DERP3nAX..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, sudden liquidity extraction

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$2.2K

-6.7% · 24h

Volume 24h

$49.0K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.30B

Price USD

$2.30e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

7grF..vVbL ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Derp Token: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the necrotic hallmarks of advanced financial decay. The creature's liquidity has evaporated entirely, its price hemorrhaging by 6.7% as twenty-nine bewildered holders discover they've purchased what amounts to digital ashes. With 99.6% of tokens concentrated in a handful of wallets, this was less a token launch and more a masterclass in wealth extraction dressed in the costume of decentralization.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$49.0K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 98.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, sudden liquidity extraction

Patient Note

Here lies DERP: sixty minutes of pure hope, followed by an eternity of blockchain-recorded regret.

Holders

§ 04 · 29 wallets

Top 1

95.8%

Top 5

98.9%

Top 10

99.6%

017grF...vVbL95.83%

02FMK5...kMT31.12%

033YiV...FJZ91.09%

04DseV...NYku0.64%

05Bu2f...oUK50.25%

068Vnu...rUGd0.24%

07Fwm2...jaGf0.14%

08DiRx...u29m0.11%

094WzU...pUKJ0.10%

10BK3N...82L20.09%