McDonalds Friends3mbkhQNvX3nKfN4nqQzSKAe8hTzATutu1Ucz6SQjpump

$Friends3mbk..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Liquidity-free pump-and-dump mechanism

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$6.0K

+130.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$10.8K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.25B

Price USD

$2.25e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

Chor..y8SE ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

McDonald's Friends: Born Toxic, Died Instantly

In the savage ecosystem of Solana token launches, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: negative staying power. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a Happy Meal toy, this token's 130% pump was less a rally and more a final, desperate gasp before the inevitable flatline.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$10.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity-free pump-and-dump mechanism

Patient Note

Ten holders, infinite regret, zero liquidity—a perfect hat trick of financial negligence.

Holders

§ 04 · 10 wallets

Top 1

97.3%

Top 5

99.9%

Top 10

100.0%

01Chor...y8SE97.31%

02uwC1...UUXT1.22%

03BD6f...f9EN0.64%

043P2U...evym0.39%

0581dh...V5Uc0.32%

067dQp...X7pe0.09%

078Pqb...y4ZT0.02%

08gsZB...dd8t0.01%

09oRCr...CEVR0.00%

10BU9b...QUvd0.00%