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HAMSEM: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a rare specimen of financial fauna that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming extinct before achieving sentience. In its brief zero-hour existence, HAMSEM managed to shed 99.8% of its value—a metabolic rate typically reserved for collapsing stars and abandoned Ponzi schemes. The creature's ten holders clutched their worthless tokens with the desperate grip of those who've witnessed creation and annihilation in real time.