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Aegro: A One-Hour Catastrophe of Biblical Proportions

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, aegro enjoyed the briefest of existences—a single hour of life before plummeting 94.5% into the abyss. With 98.7% of tokens clutched in ten hands and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a decent lunch, this creature was stillborn, a token that never drew its first profitable breath. Here we observe the classic predator-prey dynamic of crypto, where whales feast upon the optimistic and the mathematically illiterate.