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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe ET, a creature that never truly lived—born into a hostile ecosystem, it gasped once for $84.95 before collapsing under the weight of its own concentration. Four holders clung to the corpse like mourners at a funeral no one attended, while liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew in the Serengeti. In nature, such rapid extinction typically indicates a fatal genetic defect; in cryptocurrency, we simply call it Tuesday.