CAUSE OF DEATH
Poultry-Themed Extraterrestrial Meets Swift Demise
In the blink of a blockchain eye, the Kentucky Fried Alien emerged into existence, only to discover that its interstellar voyage would last merely sixty minutes before a catastrophic 51.9% plunge rendered it a smoking crater of ambition. Observe, if you will, the delicate predator-prey relationship: 617 hopeful holders watched as the top 10 accumulated 47.7% of the flock, a concentration so severe it makes even a vulture's monopoly look charitable. The creature thrashed with $470,000 in daily volume, a death spasm masquerading as vitality.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meeting market gravity
EPITAPH
"It came from space, it came to your wallet, it left within an hour—KFA: proof that even revoked authorities cannot revoke bad timing."
