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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath at Launch

Here we observe Boing!, born mere hours ago, already succumbing to the brutal forces of market gravity. Despite its mint authority revoked—a gesture of trust that fooled no one—the token hemorrhaged a third of its value before the sun set on its first day. In the savage ecosystem of Solana, even a B-grade security rating proved merely a participation trophy.