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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we witness a creature that never truly lived—born mere hours ago, The Great Onboarder has already begun its inevitable decomposition. With 94.5% of its mass concentrated in the digestive tracts of its ten largest predators, this token faced liquidity extinction before it could even establish a foothold in the primordial blockchain soup.