JOHN ANDREW GOONMAN/3gV9..dbos
CRITICAL
John Andrew Goonman

John Andrew Goonman3gV9YghiqPbkSyzNonk6Cf9VgPkmuGd1LzvYrB4Edbos

$Goonman3gV9..dbos
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Catastrophic concentration decay and institutional skepticism

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
56/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$8.3K
-76.1% · 24h
Liquidity
$7.1K
Volume 24h
$177.2K
Holders
37
Steep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.37B
Price USD
$1.37e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Goonman Expired Before Market Even Opened

In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there was a 76% plunge in merely 24 hours—a truly spectacular achievement in the art of financial self-immolation. We observe here a token so young it never truly lived, yet managed to accumulate an impressive death rattle of $177,000 in volume, as if trying to drag others down with it.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$7.1K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$177.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration decay and institutional skepticism
Patient Note

Here lies Goonman: born at dawn, deceased by dusk, and nobody was particularly surprised.

Holders

§ 04 · 37 wallets
Top 1
99.1%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
99.9%
012gid...c8sL99.09%
02A9sL...uWLu0.24%
038psN...VRtf0.14%
043nxT...fSoL0.11%
056Jwh...bq8G0.10%
06J5p9...MiNP0.09%
07Bxhg...wL8r0.06%
08BPHm...YGQz0.06%
09J2Ko...gCSJ0.03%
10BpcJ...Khq60.02%