CAUSE OF DEATH
Goonman Expired Before Market Even Opened
In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there was a 76% plunge in merely 24 hours—a truly spectacular achievement in the art of financial self-immolation. We observe here a token so young it never truly lived, yet managed to accumulate an impressive death rattle of $177,000 in volume, as if trying to drag others down with it.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration decay and institutional skepticism
EPITAPH
"Here lies Goonman: born at dawn, deceased by dusk, and nobody was particularly surprised."