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Flightless Pigeon Never Left The Nest

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we witness the Flightless Obese Pigeon—a creature born mere hours ago, already decomposing before its first sunset. With but a single holder controlling the entire flock and zero liquidity to sustain its corpulent frame, this token's brief existence reads like a cautionary tale written in red candles and regret.