CAUSE OF DEATH
Flightless Pigeon Never Left The Nest
In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we witness the Flightless Obese Pigeon—a creature born mere hours ago, already decomposing before its first sunset. With but a single holder controlling the entire flock and zero liquidity to sustain its corpulent frame, this token's brief existence reads like a cautionary tale written in red candles and regret.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull meets mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours, achieved total liquidity death, and proved that even in crypto, some birds were never meant to fly."
