CAUSE OF DEATH
Cabbage Patch Graveyard: A Concentration Tragedy
Here we observe Keir vs Cabbage, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of remaining technically alive while being functionally deceased. With 85% of its supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders, it represents a masterclass in mathematical inequality—a decentralized dream that became a centralized nightmare. Its modest $12,878 liquidity pool serves as a fitting tombstone for what might charitably be called a 'meme experiment.'
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and illiquidity
EPITAPH
"It was neither Keir nor Cabbage—it was a salad of broken promises served to 38 hopeful holders."