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Newborn Token Dies at Birth, Witnesses Stunned

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious specimen: RAKU, born merely hours ago, already displaying the pallor of the terminally ill. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, and eighty percent of its meager existence concentrated in the claws of ten apex predators, this token's brief flirtation with a 146% pump was merely the death throes of a doomed organism. Nature, it seems, abhors a rug pull.