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Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Premature birth into predatory market conditions
Grade Score
85/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$27.8K
+11.9% · 24h
Liquidity
$11.0K
Volume 24h
$6.5K
Holders
428
Field Report
Newborn Token Gasps for Air, Wheezes Onward
In the waning hours of its inaugural day, Touchgrass emerges as nature's cruelest joke—a perfectly formed infant with all the right credentials, yet destined to suffocate under the weight of its own mediocrity. With liquidity barely sufficient to purchase a modest espresso and a top 10 cadre already clutching 35% of its lifeblood, this token demonstrates the remarkable adaptability of vaporous financial instruments: alive, technically, but only in the most depressing sense of the word.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Draining
$11.0K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$6.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 28.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Premature birth into predatory market conditions
Patient Note
It lived 24 hours, gained 12%, and accomplished absolutely nothing—a true Solana native.
Holders
Top 1
20.4%
Top 5
28.0%
Top 10
34.7%
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02E1xD...NfN62.06%
03C7nR...prqS2.00%
04wHT2...7ncG1.91%
054gmL...LU4j1.65%
06AUef...Y6Yj1.44%
078DgV...9beUAUTOPSY1.37%086RqF...4bKd1.32%
093yaG...9qKz1.32%
104a95...Mqp81.25%