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Return to Memes: A Premature Resurrection Gone Wrong

Here we observe a curious specimen—technically alive, yet exhibiting all the hallmarks of acute financial decomposition. Despite removing both mint and freeze authorities in a gesture of good faith, our subject has hemorrhaged 22% of its value in mere hours, a rate of decline that would make even the most pessimistic investor weep into their portfolio. The beast thrashes about with $647k in daily volume, a final death rattle masquerading as vitality.