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Newborn Token Expires Before Cutting Cord

Here we observe SHIBU, a specimen born mere hours ago, already displaying the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. With forty-five percent of its body mass shed in a single day and liquidity so meager it could barely sustain a moderately ambitious ant farm, this token has achieved the remarkable feat of dying before truly living. The irony, of course, is exquisite: authorities were properly revoked, yet the beast still couldn't survive its first breath.