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Newborn Token Suffers Catastrophic Wallet Concentration Collapse

In the vast savanna of Solana's ecosystem, we observe a curious specimen—mere hours old, yet already hemorrhaging half its value. The Poké Agents token exhibits the classic symptoms of infant mortality: a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest lunch, and a top ten holder cartel controlling more than half the circulating supply. One might admire the irony of revoking mint and freeze authorities whilst the predators within already possessed the kingdom.