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Newborn Token Exhibits Alarming Vital Signs

Born mere hours ago, the Gutter Rooster arrived with all the hallmarks of a healthy specimen—authorities properly revoked, liquidity present, volume flowing. Yet observe the troubling asymmetry: a third of its circulating mass concentrated in the talons of merely ten holders, a gravitational imbalance that would make even the most optimistic ornithologist nervous. As our cameras roll, we watch with anthropological fascination as the market begins its inevitable pecking order.