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Newborn Token Found Dead in Liquidity Pool

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that lived merely sixty minutes before succumbing to the predatory nature of its own architects. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a carefully engineered rug pull—a 180% price surge meant to dazzle the unsuspecting herbivores before the watering hole evaporates entirely. Nature, it seems, has much to learn from DeFi.