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Retail Token: A One-Hour Miracle Gone Wrong

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar creature—born merely sixty minutes ago, already convulsing in its death throes. The 172% price surge was not a sign of vitality, but rather the final gasps of a pump before the inevitable dump, as our four-digit holder count discovered that zero liquidity makes for an excellent exit strategy.