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Penguin in Helmet: Crash Landing at Warp Speed

Here we observe the penguin, resplendent in its protective headgear, plummeting from the sky at terminal velocity. Born merely an hour ago, this creature never had time to learn to fly—only to fall. With sixteen souls aboard and ninety-nine percent of the cargo held by the cockpit crew, the trajectory was less 'moonshot' and more 'meteor strike.'