CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature Ejection: A One-Hour Mortality Study
In the primordial swamps of Solana, a peculiar creature emerged—full of vigor, yet destined for swift extinction. With 74.5% of its genome concentrated in merely ten specimens, the SPERMTROLL never stood a chance against the evolutionary pressures of market dynamics. Like a mayfly born at dusk, it achieved brief notoriety before vanishing into the digital void.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, catastrophic imbalance
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it got absolutely rekt in sixty minutes flat."