Send Nudes Token: A One-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the Send Nudes token in its natural habitat—the post-mortem examination table. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced what can only be described as a catastrophic loss of faith, shedding 78% of its value with the speed of a nature documentary narrator's disappointment. The specimen's liquidity of seven thousand dollars now serves as a modest memorial to what investors hoped would be... well, anything other than this.