GHANAIAN WITCH DOCTOR/3WQg..pump
FLATLINED
Ghanaian Witch Doctor

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$Kwaku3WQg..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity withdrawal paired with mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
+3.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$16.5K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.99B
Price USD
$1.99e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Nine Holders, Zero Liquidity, Complete Evaporation

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable Kwaku—a token born merely an hour ago, already exhibiting the advanced decomposition of a three-week-old corpse. With nine holders collectively owning 100% of supply and liquidity having mysteriously vanished into the ether, this magnificent specimen represents nature's perfect lesson in the predator-prey dynamic of pump-and-dump schemes.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$16.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity withdrawal paired with mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It lived for sixty minutes. It died with dignity. Its liquidity pool lives on in someone's yacht.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
012a5Z...LBv199.93%
02HD8e...1pW30.06%
03C16W...yfmP0.01%
048psN...VRtf0.00%
052QAL...GS5z0.00%