LIFEGOESONION/3Vz6..pump
FLATLINED
LifeGoesOnion

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$443.66
-79.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.1K
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$890.80M
Price USD
$4.45e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

LifeGoesOnion: Birth, Death, Taxes Skipped

In the primordial soup of Solana, LifeGoesOnion emerged, lived, and perished—all before most investors finished their morning coffee. What we observe here is nature's most efficient rug pull: a token so aggressively transparent in its mortality that it achieved negative lifespan through sheer philosophical honesty. The three remaining holders gaze upon their bags with the bewildered expression of parents who bought their infant a life insurance policy.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$3.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

It lived 0 hours and somehow that was still too long to watch three people lose everything.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
57.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02DV5w...iJSc42.78%
034E36...aaEU0.02%