CAUSE OF DEATH
Balls: A Sixty-Four Percent Concentration Catastrophe
In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already gasping its final breaths. The token exhibits classic signs of concentrated wealth distribution, a parasitic condition wherein ten dominant organisms have consumed nearly two-thirds of the ecosystem, leaving the remaining 101 hosts to share the scraps. Tragically, though its creators mercifully revoked both mint and freeze authorities—a final act of posthumous restraint—the damage was already done: a 77.9% price collapse in a single rotation of the Earth.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration and geometric price depreciation
EPITAPH
"Here lies Balls—it had all the liquidity of a puddle and all the staying power of morning dew."
