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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

In its mere sixty minutes of existence, 冬瓜小猫 achieved what most tokens take weeks to accomplish: a complete evaporation of economic value. The creature exhibited the classic symptoms of a pump-and-dump scheme—a 221% price surge fueled by $108,970 in volume, yet somehow possessing zero liquidity, a biological impossibility that would make even the most imaginative pathologist weep. As the top 10 holders clutched 77% of the supply like a dying patient's final breaths, the market discovered what the token's revoked authorities already knew: there was nothing left to hold.