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Cool King Dies Friendless in Desert

Here we observe the cooling corpse of CUCK, a token whose confidence proved as unbothered as its ability to retain value. With a mere $3,173 in liquidity and 99.5% of holdings concentrated in ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance—a financial Galápagos finch, but without the evolutionary interest. In just 316 hours, it has achieved the remarkable feat of becoming simultaneously irrelevant and technically immortal, a zombie shuffling through the blockchain with zero dollars of daily volume.