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NOODLE: A Zero-Hour Rug Pull Masterclass

Here we observe the NOODLE token in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it has achieved the remarkable distinction of dying before it ever truly lived. In merely zero hours, this ambitious digital noodle managed to shed 70.8% of its value, a feat of self-destruction so efficient it borders on artistic. Two holders remain, clutching their worthless tokens like survivors of a shipwreck, unaware they are, in fact, the shipwreck.