SHITSEY/3RiD..pump
FLATLINED
Shitsey

Shitsey3RiDkScJQs4z2pXXPxoXykr1kz8zcx8Ms6164p6spump

$SHITSEY3RiD..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-4.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.1K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.35B
Price USD
$2.35e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Shitsey: A Premature Demise in Real Time

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the distinction of being stillborn. Born merely hours ago with all the vitality of a deflated balloon, Shitsey managed the impressive feat of losing liquidity before gaining it—a temporal paradox of financial futility. Three determined holders clutching 100% of supply watched their investment evaporate with the persistence of morning dew under an indifferent sun.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It never lived. It only happened.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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