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Trollcoin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the primordial soup of the Solana blockchain, Trollcoin emerged fully formed—a phoenix that never learned to fly. With but two holders commanding absolute dominion and zero liquidity to speak of, this token existed in a state of quantum financial uncertainty: simultaneously alive and deceased, much like Schrödinger's rugpull. One can only admire the sheer efficiency of its demise; most tokens require weeks to collapse. Trollcoin managed it in hours.