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Infant Squirrel Found Dead On Arrival

Here we observe Pip, a mere hour-old specimen, already exhibiting the telltale signs of pump-and-dump syndrome—a 43% price surge paired with the financial equivalent of a newborn's grip on life. The creature possessed all the proper organs: revoked authorities, modest liquidity, a respectable 363 holders. Yet in the unforgiving savanna of Solana, even the most promising young squirrels rarely see their second birthday.