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The Pigeon's Premature Demise: A Cautionary Tale

Here we observe The Pigeon in its natural habitat—mere hours into existence, already plummeting earthward at terminal velocity. A tragic specimen of concentrated wealth and institutional abandonment: fifty-five percent of its genetic material monopolized by a select few, while volume churns desperately against the dying of the light. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump as much as it does a vacuum.

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