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Newborn Token Found Dead at Scene

In the span of merely sixty minutes, this freshly-minted specimen experienced the full arc of a financial tragedy—a meteoric 136% surge followed by the crushing realization that liquidity had evaporated entirely. Like a mayfly in the Serengeti, it burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving only 43 bewildered holders clutching their worthless certificates. The architects, having revoked all authority, could only watch as natural selection took its inevitable course.